| Girl: | OMG I LOVE ONE DIRECTION SOOO MUCH! I love being a directioner! |
| Me: | Ohh...reallly? Whats your favorite song by them? |
| Girl: | What Makes You Beautiful ,duh! |
| Me: | Whats your least favorite? |
| Girl: | They have other songs....? |
| Police: | So she fell into a knife 48 times? |

| Me: | Wow Harry! Fancy seeing you here |
| Harry: | ..... |
| Me: | ..... |
| Harry: | ..... |
| Me: | .... |
| Harry: | ... |
| Me: | ...... |
| Harry: | Get out of my bed. |
| Me: | And fall into your arms instead? |

i wonder if he just purposefully does that, you know, so my ovaries fall out.
(Source: tomaxgeorge, via swiggity-swag)
